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- Humidity: 76%
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: WNW at 10 MPH
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Cloud Cover: 75%
- UV Index: 0 - Low
- Air Quality: Good
- Moon: New Moon (2% full) · up 6:02am, down 4:01pm
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Today's high of 56° F is colder than 52% of every November 8th since 2005.
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- Mild temps: standard shamble speed
- Clear sightlines: you will see them coming
- Darkness: their favorite
Today's undead advice: Their favorite hour. Lock up before the light goes.
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Silence is golden
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🌡 The weather here, in general
Paterson runs the full range. The warmest stretch, around July, averages a high near 86°F, while January nights average 25°F — a 61-degree spread, so a coat that works in January is useless by July and the other way round.
The thermometer rarely spikes — only about 15 days a year top 90°F — but it hardly needs to. Summer sits in the mid-eighties for months at a stretch, and with humidity on top of it the heat index runs well above what the air temperature suggests.
Snow shows up most years — about 26 inches — but rarely in quantity. 89 freezing nights a year matter more, because the risk here is ice rather than depth.
Rainfall averages about 50 inches a year, wettest in July and driest in November.
| Month | Avg high | Avg low | Rain | Snow |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jan | 40° | 25° | 3.8" | 6" |
| Feb | 42° | 25° | 3.4" | 7.8" |
| Mar | 49° | 31° | 4.4" | 7.7" |
| Apr | 60° | 41° | 4.6" | 0.5" |
| May | 70° | 52° | 3.7" | — |
| Jun | 80° | 61° | 4.1" | — |
| Jul | 86° | 68° | 5.1" | — |
| Aug | 83° | 67° | 4.1" | — |
| Sep | 77° | 60° | 4.9" | — |
| Oct | 66° | 50° | 4.8" | — |
| Nov | 54° | 38° | 3.1" | 1" |
| Dec | 44° | 31° | 4.4" | 3.2" |
Averages from ten years of observed daily records (2015–2024) for this location. They describe what is typical, not what will happen — for that, see the forecast above.
📷 Golden Hour
- Golden hour: 4:04pm - 4:44pm (dawn: 6:35am - 7:15am)
- Blue hour: 4:44pm - 5:13pm (dawn: 6:06am - 6:35am)
- Sun sets: 248° WSW (rises 112° ESE)
- Dark sky: 6:18pm – 5:01am · next new moon Nov 9 (1d)
Clear Sunset odds 40/100 Clean gradient, no drama. Good night for silhouettes.
New Moon
2% · full Nov 24
2% · full Nov 24
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Sun Nov 8 7am 51° F
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- Cloud Cover: 75%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 77%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 9 MPH / WNW
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Sun Nov 8 10am 52° F
CLLOOUUUDDSSS LLLOOOTTTSSS
- Cloud Cover: 58%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 72%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 12 MPH / WNW
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Sun Nov 8 1pm 55° F
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- Cloud Cover: 26%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 58%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 9 MPH / W
Weather Details
Sun Nov 8 4pm 56° F
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- Cloud Cover: 0%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 53%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 8 MPH / WSW
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Sun Nov 8 7pm 52° F
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- Cloud Cover: 1%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 59%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 9 MPH / WSW
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Sun Nov 8 10pm 50° F
nniiighhht... hunnnttt tiiime
- Cloud Cover: 6%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 54%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 9 MPH / WSW
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Mon Nov 9 1am 50° F
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- Cloud Cover: 1%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 61%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 6 MPH / WSW
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Mon Nov 9 4am 50° F
nniiighhht... hunnnttt tiiime
- Cloud Cover: 2%
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Humidity: 69%
- Precipitation: None
- UV Index: 0 - Unknown
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: 7 MPH / WSW
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