The Zombie Survival Kit

A genuinely useful emergency-preparedness checklist, wearing a zombie costume. Build it before the sirens, not after.

Water

Food

Power & Light

First Aid & Health

Tools & Defense

Weather-Specific

Flood: Keep It Out, Dry It Out

Never walk or drive through floodwater. Before running a pump, vacuum or fan in a room that has flooded, turn the power off at the panel — and if you would have to stand in water to reach the panel, call an electrician instead. The N95s above double as masks for mold cleanup. More in the flood guide.

Gutters & Roof: Before the Storm Season

The danger in cleaning gutters is the ladder. Work from the ground where you can; otherwise set the ladder on firm, level, dry ground, keep your body between the rails, move the ladder instead of reaching, and stay off the roof. Clogged gutters overflow against the foundation, which is how a lot of basements flood.

The Part of the Kit You Can’t Buy on Amazon: Insurance

Most people find out what their home insurance leaves out after the storm. These are the usual gaps — check yours while the sky is still blue.

General information, not insurance advice. Your declarations page says what you actually have; your agent or your state’s insurance department can explain it. Keep a copy of the policy in the waterproof document bag above, and photograph every room before the season — see the hurricane, flood and earthquake guides.

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