The Zombie Survival Kit
A genuinely useful emergency-preparedness checklist, wearing a zombie costume. Build it before the sirens, not after.
Water
- Water storage containers (1 gal/person/day, 2 weeks)
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- Portable water filter
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- Purification tablets (backup for the backup)
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Food
- 2-week shelf-stable food supply
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- Manual can opener (the electric one dies with the grid)
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- Camp stove + fuel
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Power & Light
- Portable power station
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- Hand-crank/solar weather radio (NOAA alerts, no grid needed)
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- Headlamps — one per survivor, hands free for the machete
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- Battery bank + cables for phones
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First Aid & Health
- Full first aid kit (bites happen)
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- Prescription backups + basic meds
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- N95 masks (see also: our Air Quality index)
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Tools & Defense
- Multi-tool
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- Duct tape + paracord (civilization in two rolls)
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- Machete... for gardening. Obviously.
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- Fire extinguisher
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Weather-Specific
- Generator (hurricane/ice storm season)
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- Sump pump backup (before the flood warning, not after)
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- Emergency blankets + hand warmers
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- Waterproof document bag
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