San Antonio, TX Weather Forecast

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🌪 TROPICAL ACTIVITY: TROPICAL STORM PENA Sustained winds 40 kt. Track it on the zombie radar or see NHC advisories.
⚡ TODAY'S SEVERE OUTLOOK: GENERAL THUNDERSTORMS RISK Thunderstorms possible. The horde does not mind getting wet.
☂ Rrraaain reaching you in ~15 minutes. The horde loves a wet ambush.
Rain
61°

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  • Humidity: 90%
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: NE at 15 MPH
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Cloud Cover: 100%
  • UV Index: 0 - Low
  • Air Quality: Fair
  • Moon: New Moon (2% full) · up 6:19am, down 5:07pm

☀ Solar Outbreak Watch: Quiet · largest flare C2.1 · Kp 3 The sun naps. The horde does not. full report →

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Zombie Survival Index™

55/100 — ELEVATED Locckk yourr doooorssss

  • Mild temps: standard shamble speed
  • Clear sightlines: you will see them coming
  • Rain muffles footsteps (theirs, not yours)

Today's undead advice: Wet ground holds no tracks. Assume they are close.

Rule #6 Never trust dark water If you can't see the bottom, assume hands and mouths. Twelve inches of flood moves a car. all the Rules of Survival →

🌡 The weather here, in general

San Antonio has four clear seasons. July highs average 96°F and January lows average 44°F.

Heat is the defining hazard here: 106 days a year reach 90°F or hotter. That is a third of the year, and it makes shade, hydration and a working air conditioner genuine safety equipment rather than comfort.

Rainfall averages about 39 inches a year, wettest in May and driest in February.

MonthAvg highAvg lowRainSnow
Jan63°44° 2.2"0.1"
Feb67°47° 2.1"0.4"
Mar75°56° 2.5"—
Apr81°61° 4.1"—
May86°69° 6.8"—
Jun93°74° 2.9"—
Jul96°76° 2.6"—
Aug96°77° 3.2"—
Sep91°73° 4"—
Oct83°64° 3.8"—
Nov71°54° 2.8"—
Dec66°48° 2.3"—

Averages from ten years of observed daily records (2015–2024) for this location. They describe what is typical, not what will happen — for that, see the forecast above.

📷 Golden Hour

  • Golden hour: 5:09pm - 5:42pm (dawn: 6:52am - 7:26am)
  • Blue hour: 5:42pm - 6:07pm (dawn: 6:27am - 6:52am)
  • Sun sets: 251° WSW (rises 109° ESE)
  • Dark sky: 7:03pm – 5:31am · next new moon Nov 9 (1d)

Blocked Sunset odds 25/100 Low cloud is sitting on the horizon. The colour never reaches you.

New Moon
2% · full Nov 24

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Mon

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High: 66° F
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Low: 59° F
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Moderate confidence ±4.8°
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Tue

Rain

High: 67° F
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Low: 60° F
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Moderate confidence ±4.8°
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Wed

Clear night

High: 74° F
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Low: 58° F
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Moderate confidence ±4°
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Thu

Mostly cloudy night

High: 73° F
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Low: 60° F
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Low confidence ±9.1°
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Fri

Clear night

High: 58° F
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Low: 54° F
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Low confidence ±7.2°
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Sun Nov 8 6am 61° F

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  • Cloud Cover: 100%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 90%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 1.8 Mi
  • Wind: 12 MPH / NE
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Sun Nov 8 9am 61° F

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  • Cloud Cover: 100%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 91%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 3.1 Mi
  • Wind: 14 MPH / NE
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Sun Nov 8 12pm 60° F

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  • Cloud Cover: 99%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 92%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 0.9 Mi
  • Wind: 13 MPH / ENE
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Sun Nov 8 3pm 63° F

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  • Cloud Cover: 97%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 96%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 2.5 Mi
  • Wind: 10 MPH / NE
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Sun Nov 8 6pm 64° F

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  • Cloud Cover: 92%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 94%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 1.7 Mi
  • Wind: 10 MPH / NE
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Sun Nov 8 9pm 63° F

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  • Cloud Cover: 99%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 95%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 5.9 Mi
  • Wind: 10 MPH / ENE
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Mon Nov 9 12am 59° F

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  • Cloud Cover: 80%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 97%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 9 MPH / NE
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Mon Nov 9 3am 60° F

Mostly cloudy night
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  • Cloud Cover: 100%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 96%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 8 MPH / NNE

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