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- Humidity: 68%
- Visibility: 6.2 Mi
- Wind: NE at 13 MPH
- Dew Point: 0° F
- Cloud Cover: 0%
- UV Index: 0 - Low
- Air Quality: Fair
- Moon: New Moon (2% full) · up 5:45am, down 4:32pm
☀ Solar Outbreak Watch: Quiet · largest flare C2.1 · Kp 3 The sun naps. The horde does not. full report →
Zombie Survival Index™
55/100 — ELEVATED Locckk yourr doooorssss
- Mild temps: standard shamble speed
- Clear sightlines: you will see them coming
- Darkness: their favorite
Today's undead advice: Count your group at dusk. Count again at dawn.
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🌡 The weather here, in general
New Orleans has four clear seasons. July highs average 88°F and January lows average 48°F.
The thermometer rarely spikes — only about 25 days a year top 90°F — but it hardly needs to. Summer sits in the mid-eighties for months at a stretch, and with humidity on top of it the heat index runs well above what the air temperature suggests.
It is a wet place: about 69 inches of precipitation a year, peaking in August. Drainage and flash flooding deserve more attention here than in most of the country.
| Month | Avg high | Avg low | Rain | Snow |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jan | 61° | 48° | 4.5" | 0.1" |
| Feb | 66° | 53° | 4.2" | — |
| Mar | 72° | 59° | 5.1" | — |
| Apr | 76° | 63° | 4.8" | — |
| May | 83° | 70° | 5.4" | — |
| Jun | 87° | 76° | 7.8" | — |
| Jul | 88° | 78° | 8" | — |
| Aug | 88° | 78° | 8.8" | — |
| Sep | 85° | 75° | 6.6" | — |
| Oct | 79° | 67° | 4.1" | — |
| Nov | 70° | 58° | 3.7" | — |
| Dec | 65° | 53° | 5.6" | — |
Averages from ten years of observed daily records (2015–2024) for this location. They describe what is typical, not what will happen — for that, see the forecast above.
📷 Golden Hour
- Golden hour: 4:34pm - 5:08pm (dawn: 6:19am - 6:53am)
- Blue hour: 5:08pm - 5:33pm (dawn: 5:54am - 6:19am)
- Sun sets: 251° WSW (rises 109° ESE)
- Dark sky: 6:29pm – 4:57am · next new moon Nov 9 (1d)
Promising Sunset odds 65/100 Plenty of cloud. It could ignite or it could smother — worth the trip.
2% · full Nov 24
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