San Jose, CA Weather Forecast

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Mostly cloudy night
54°

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  • Humidity: 86%
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: N at 0 MPH
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Cloud Cover: 75%
  • UV Index: 0 - Low
  • Air Quality: Fair
  • Moon: New Moon (2% full) · up 6:13am, down 4:25pm

☀ Solar Outbreak Watch: Quiet · largest flare C2.1 · Kp 3 The sun naps. The horde does not. full report →

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Zombie Survival Index™

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  • Mild temps: standard shamble speed
  • Clear sightlines: you will see them coming
  • Darkness: their favorite

Today's undead advice: Their favorite hour. Lock up before the light goes.

Rule #5 Silence is golden After dark, sound carries — and so does the smell of the living. all the Rules of Survival →

🌡 The weather here, in general

San Jose has four clear seasons. July highs average 84°F and January lows average 44°F.

The thermometer rarely spikes — only about 24 days a year top 90°F — but it hardly needs to. Summer sits in the mid-eighties for months at a stretch, and with humidity on top of it the heat index runs well above what the air temperature suggests.

Rainfall averages about 22 inches a year, wettest in January and driest in June.

MonthAvg highAvg lowRainSnow
Jan59°44° 4.5"—
Feb62°44° 3.3"0.1"
Mar64°46° 3.7"—
Apr69°49° 1.4"0.1"
May74°53° 0.6"—
Jun82°57° 0"—
Jul84°59° 0.1"—
Aug84°60° 0"—
Sep83°59° 0.2"—
Oct77°56° 1.2"—
Nov65°48° 2.1"—
Dec58°44° 4.4"—

Averages from ten years of observed daily records (2015–2024) for this location. They describe what is typical, not what will happen — for that, see the forecast above.

📷 Golden Hour

  • Golden hour: 4:25pm - 5:02pm (dawn: 6:39am - 7:17am)
  • Blue hour: 5:02pm - 5:29pm (dawn: 6:12am - 6:39am)
  • Sun sets: 249° WSW (rises 110° ESE)
  • Dark sky: 6:31pm – 5:10am · next new moon Nov 9 (1d)

Promising Sunset odds 65/100 Plenty of cloud. It could ignite or it could smother — worth the trip.

New Moon
2% · full Nov 24

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Weather Details

Mon

Mostly cloudy night

High: 74° F
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Low: 46° F
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Tue

Clear night

High: 72° F
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Low: 52° F
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Wed

Mostly clear night

High: 72° F
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Low: 55° F
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Thu

Mostly cloudy night

High: 71° F
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Low: 53° F
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Fri

Partly cloudy night

High: 56° F
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Low: 56° F
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Sun Nov 8 4am 54° F

Mostly cloudy night
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  • Cloud Cover: 75%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 87%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 4.7 Mi
  • Wind: 1 MPH / ESE
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Sun Nov 8 7am 52° F

Cloudy
CLLOOUUUDDSSS LLLOOOTTTSSS

  • Cloud Cover: 81%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 89%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 4.7 Mi
  • Wind: 0 MPH / SE
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Sun Nov 8 10am 60° F

Cloudy
CLLOOUUUDDSSS LLLOOOTTTSSS

  • Cloud Cover: 85%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 84%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 2.1 Mi
  • Wind: 2 MPH / WSW
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Sun Nov 8 1pm 72° F

Cloudy
CLLOOUUUDDSSS LLLOOOTTTSSS

  • Cloud Cover: 95%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 61%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 3 MPH / W
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Sun Nov 8 4pm 69° F

Partly cloudy
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  • Cloud Cover: 46%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 62%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 4 MPH / WNW
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Sun Nov 8 7pm 57° F

Mostly clear night
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  • Cloud Cover: 23%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 85%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 1 MPH / N
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Sun Nov 8 10pm 51° F

Mostly clear night
nniiighhht... hunnnttt tiiime

  • Cloud Cover: 19%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 86%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 1 MPH / SE
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Mon Nov 9 1am 48° F

Mostly cloudy night
ddaarrkk cclouudds

  • Cloud Cover: 61%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 83%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 0 MPH / E

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